mrswaylandworld:

singerofpraises:

im crying

this is beautiful

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

“why dont you just give him a chance”

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

umgestaltend:

alicat2911:

northernsugar:

rosewaterofficial:

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

just take a long look at this post and realise how fucked this society is k

vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

Today a couple had a wedding anniversary and I presented them with a bottle of champagne and doing shit like that makes me so happy but I still despise my job. 

betweenthegoodandbad:

is this that chris pratt movie

fuqdapoleez:

super-mama-ready:

it is actually the most ironic thing how the irish are associated with luck and our track record has been one of the most unluckiest things this side of the europas

for instance our golden age was the celtic tiger and that was the biggest economic illusion since dying people in deserts glimpsed oasis hallucinations

artichokehold:

Ned Big Bee

andounts:

life goal: beat the shit out of a minion 

fairywodger:

inbox:

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

jaredtcb:

rudegyalchina:

soph-okonedo:

U.S. President Barack Obama with his wife Michelle Obama during a commemoration of the 50th anniversary of the historic civil rights march on March 7, 2015 in Selma, Alabama

#strongblackwoman

they are actually the first couple to be in the white house who I undoubtedly believe they are in love….every other “first” couple seemed to be arranged